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call in Sick...........

bryce1 — Sun, 18 May 2008 20:32:23 GMT

Bob calls in to his job:

"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a

headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."

The boss says:

"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to

my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I

can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Bob calls:

"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, ...

A Really Bad Day

Anonymous — Sun, 18 May 2008 15:39:11 GMT

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the

drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts

crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here,

I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall

asleep, and I go ...

dirty joke ?...:P

Anonymous — Sun, 18 May 2008 15:29:08 GMT

Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen ...

How To Survive A Break Up

SOSICKOFLOVESONG — Sat, 17 May 2008 17:42:12 GMT

It is a good thing to be with friends and family as much as possible after a break up. It's a way of releasing emotion and receive support from trusted people.

A healthy way to work through your feelings is by writing about the break up and the way you feel during the healing period.

Even though many people may disagree, it works if you cry one good time, to get all of your emotions out. People get stressed because they bottle their emotions.

Get a journal and write down what ...

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